This is too good to pass up:
I’ve learned that using my wife’s blush brush to put on my own TV makeup is more than a little problematic from both a marriage stand point and the extra color it adds. I’ve also learned that my make up is more expensive than my wife’s make up, but that’s a whole other story.
Hmmm… I wonder if their dress sizes are the same too? 
Sorry, I just had to. 