This….is….excellent: via Paul Joseph Watson on YouTube:
This….is….excellent: via Paul Joseph Watson on YouTube:
Looks like I’ve been doing it right after all.
Via the Telegraph:
Pudgy older fathers live longer, are more attractive to the opposite sex and are better at passing on their genes than their leaner counterparts, scientists have claimed.
Becoming fatter after fatherhood due to decreasing testosterone levels may not fit the “macho” ideal, but it actually prolongs lives and strengthens immune systems, according to Richard Bribiescas, professor of anthropology and deputy provost at Yale University.
There is evidence that these men are less likely to suffer from heart attacks and prostate cancer, while a study in 2008 found that men with high metabolisms were around 50 per cent more likely to die in a given year than those whose bodies burned up less energy at rest.
I’m not a Father, but I am kind of pudgy. I guess I am halfway there!
…and the results were… well, I’ll let him tell ya:
The taste was … how can I describe it? Ah, yes: They tasted kind of like hot dogs. And the pizza kind of tasted like pizza. Because, see, that’s all this ever was — cocktail weenies and pie, connected by a strip of dough. They could have achieved the same thing by offering a free side order of pigs in a blanket with every medium-sized pizza, but no one would have blinked at that because it didn’t have the goofy stunt appeal of actually attaching the franks to the pizza itself. That’s why all of the reviews online about how this is the worst food ever created by humans are transparent bullsh*t. It’s no worse than any other Pizza Hut pizza. It’s just Pizza Hut plus an unimaginative gimmick, the most innocuous combo on the American food landscape. Wake me when they decide to get adventurous and make the crust entirely out of Cinnabons. You sick bastards will order pepperoni on that too, won’t you?
(….)
Also, just for the record, no trots. Or rather: No trots yet.
Source: I tried the hot-dog pizza slop from Pizza Hut and it was everything I dreamed it would be « Hot Air
Heh, Nice. 😆
Others:
This is Bill O’Reilly interviewing Glenn Beck. Now, at first, it’s a little slow. Bill talks about Glenn’s leaving the Republican Party; of which, Glenn back straightens him out on that little matter. Now the towards the end of this video is when the funny stuff starts. Give it a watch, you’ll love it.
With all the depressing news in politics as of late, it’s good to see a little lighthearted humor on Fox News. 😀
(Via Bill O’Reilly HQ)
The first comment from the story:
oh — he understands twitter. it’s marriage, he’s a bit fuzzy on.
haha! 😆
For the record, I am not big on spiders either. But, I have never did this one.
Some relevant music:
😀
Nice to see AllahPundit use my idea, without giving me credit.
Here’s the proof:
angus young has been vindicated! RT @allahpundit: Why not long pants, short-sleeved jacket? https://t.co/Mg6HgmqWsv
— The Americanist (@Americanist313) June 9, 2014
Also too, “She told me to come, but I was already there” is not something I thought I’d ever hear over at HotAir either.
I think it goes without saying about HotAir, that they’re on…:
😉 😛 😀
The Video:
(Via Mlive.com)
Does not really sound like Weiner is too pleased with it either. Via Business Insider:
Former Congressman, New York City mayoral candidate, and Business Insider columnist Anthony Weiner doesn’t appreciate being mixed up with Wisconsin Congressman Paul Ryan.
During a Wednesday event with Michigan Republicans, Ryan recalled being confused with various other politicians, including Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker, according to video posted on MLive.com.
“So you have these humbling moments in politics,” Ryan, the 2012 Republican vice presidential nominee, said. “But that wasn’t to be outdone because then I went on this flight a week later and the flight attendents were looking at me and … finally one of them comes up to me, she says, ‘You’re someone famous aren’t you. Are you Anthony Weiner?”
Ryan went on to say he’s been mistaken for Weiner on multiple occasions.
“I’ve been confused with Anthony Weiner twice now,” Ryan continued to laughs. “I have no idea how that happens!”
Weiner, an outspoken progressive whose mayoral campaign last year was rocked by a scandal, told Business Insider having people mix him up with the conservative darling is “the final insult.”
“How much more can I bear?” Weiner asked
If I wanted to be a smarty pants, I could have made a about their noses being about the same size; but, I won’t do that. But, I can say this; considering Paul Ryan’s resume and Weiner’s public reputation; I’d say they’re about the same and have the same depth — much on fluff and less as much on substance.
Maybe a wee bit too realistic…. 😯
This is too good. 😀
Quote:
BAGHDAD — If there were such a thing, it would probably be rule No. 1 in the teaching manual for instructors of aspiring suicide bombers: Don’t give lessons with live explosives.
In what represented a cautionary tale for terrorist teachers, and a cause of dark humor for ordinary Iraqis, a commander at a secluded terrorist training camp north of Baghdad unwittingly used a belt packed with explosives while conducting a demonstration early Monday for a group of militants, killing himself and 21 other members of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, army and police officials said.
Iraqi citizens have long been accustomed to daily attacks on public markets, mosques, funerals and even children’s soccer games, so they saw the story of the fumbling militants as a dark — and delicious — kind of poetic justice, especially coming amid a protracted surge of violence led by the terrorist group, including a rise in suicide bombings.
Just last week a suicide bomber struck a popular falafel shop near the Ministry of Foreign Affairs here, killing several people. On Monday evening Raad Hashim, working the counter at a liquor store near the site of the attack, burst out laughing when he heard the news.
“This is so funny,” Mr. Hashim said. “It shows how stupid they are, those dogs and sons of dogs.”
via Suicide Bomb Trainer in Iraq Accidentally Blows Up His Class – NYTimes.com.
Reminds me of this here:
Oops. 😆
Others, laughing as well: The Moderate Voice, Liberaland, Mashable, Talking Points Memo, Outside the Beltway, The Gateway Pundit, Gawker, The Daily Caller, Mediaite, BizPac Review, Jihad Watch, Sister Toldjah and HotAir.com’s Green Room