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I hate to say it, but both of these sound kind silly to me. Click here and here to go see what the fuss is about. I do not believe either of the stories really.
Sounds to be like two under-important attention whores are trying to cash in. 
17 more days of this, ya’ll 17 more days…..
Others, on both subjects: National Review, Doug Ross, blogs.telegraph.co.uk, Wonkette, Mediaite, Gawker, The PJ Tatler, Alan Colmes’ Liberaland, The Lonely Conservative, Mock, Paper, Scissors, PoliPundit.com, Althouse,American Glob, Joe. My. God., Angry Black Lady Chronicles and New York Magazine, The Gateway Pundit, LifeNews.com, Sense of Events, theGrio, The Hinterland Gazette and Riehl World News