That writes stuff like this:
The Reynolds Wrap yarmulke crowd is already yelling “drone strike!” which I find surprising because I was unaware that they had MQ-1s carrying JDAMs now*. Don’t get me wrong, a Hellfire will ruin your day, but it doesn’t knock houses off their foundation three doors down, either.
I literally chuckled and snorted aloud, when I read that.
(Via Bill Quick)