Thank goodness our Death Panels will be all American, so there’s no nasty Russian judge like at the Olympics. Hey, Paula Abdul’s available! Plus, Dick Cheney tortures himself over what to reveal in his new book. Uncle Jay explains it all!
Tag: Kids
Video: A Heartwarming Story, 4 year old Texas Boy Saves Grandfather by calling 911
It is stories like this here, that make me think that there is still hope for this Country of ours:
God Bless that little man… 
Uncle Jay Explains for August 10, 2009
Synopsis: For 8 years, George Bush was Hitler. But thanks to America’s stable transfer of power, now Barack Obama gets to be Hitler. Join the cheers, or boos, or whatever you call that behavior at those “WWE Town Meetings.” Uncle Jay explains its all!
Uncle Explains for August 3, 2009
Synopsis: Happy Birthday Mr. President, even though you were really born on the International Space Station with the covert help of the people who shot JFK from the off-site branch of Area 51 beneath Loch Ness. Also, Cash for Clunkers becomes Crash for Flunkers. Uncle Jay explains!
Uncle Jay Explains for July 27, 2009
This week: Attention! Health care reform bill to Emergency, STAT! Obama makes a casual comment about Barbarians at Henry Louis Gates, and suddenly all health breaks loose!
Uncle Jay Explains for July 20, 2009
Synopsis: Sorry if this week’s news seems a little late. By about 40 years! Everybody kept talking about Walter Cronkite, plus the historic landing on the moon (wink wink). Maybe they’re just trying to get us ready for next month, when they won’t shut up about Woodstock.
Uncle Jay Explains for July 13, 2009
Yeah, I forgot him too…. 😀 😛 😉
Synopsis: Michael Jackson may be gone, but those unforgettable, familiar and spectacular lawsuits will be with us forever. Speaking of spectacles, here’s how to tell the Sotomayor hearings from the latest UFC match: there’s no theme music in the Senate. Uncle Jay explains what he can!
Uncle Jay Explains the News: July 4th Special
Synopsis: It’s time to sing America’s praises for the Fourth! Unfortunately, Uncle Jay sings about the news instead. Ever since last December’s year in review, fans have been screaming for Uncle Jay to be singing. So by popular demand, here’s 2009 in singing review. The first half, anyway.
Uncle Jay Explains for June 22 and June 15
Here’s Both; I forgot to post last weeks show. Ooops! 😛
Uncle Jay Explains for June 1, 2009
I somehow let this one slip past me… ooops! 😮
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One big judging spectacle ends, another one begins. No Simon Cowell this time, just 100 Senators calling the tune. Plus, GM punches out and Kim Jong Il punches out the UN. Uncle Jay explains it all!
