Why do people that live in the city that I live in, do stupid stuff like this?

Go read, just go damn read.

She could live anywhere, ANYWHERE! But noooooo… She has to live in THIS CITY! ๐Ÿ™„

Then Again:

 

Yo Baby! Wanna take a chance on a flat busted fat boy? um, like me?ย  ๐Ÿ˜‰ Short hair or not; for that kind of money, I would tap that… just close my eyes and pretend. ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜› (I am so bad!)

But seriously folks, this stupid woman is the exception to the rule around here and not the norm.

What a way to put our darned city on the map! ๐Ÿ™„ First it was that idiot dispatcher, and now this! Ugh. ๐Ÿ™„

…I wonder where she lives? Hmmmmmmmmmmm. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ