Hey Hillary Clinton! Call Me.

If Hillary Clinton needs a personal spokesperson, I am very much available. Heck, I might not agree with her politics at all. But if it brings back any sort of integrity and respect back to the office of Secretary of State; I will work for $15.00 an hour. Also, I will tell reports everything that I do and do not know; and I will never, ever tell a reporter to F— Off and call them a-holes for simply doing their jobs.

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