I received this via e-mail:
You are on the bus when you suddenly realize … you need to fart.
The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.
As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that’s when you remember: you’ve been listening to your ipod.
Kinda cheeky, Kinda lame, Kinda….well, SNL.
(H/T Freedom’s Phoenix)
Exit Question: Taxes and dog legs? Hmmmm.
The U.S. Justice Department’s 2008 report on what happened to assets it seized includes an intriguing list of items that were placed into use by various federal agencies instead of being sold off. Among them are the following assets received by the FBI: a “gambling device” valued at $2 (a deck of cards?), $120,000 in jewelry (for undercover work?), and $134 in pornography (for official jack-offs, I guess).- Source
Exit Full disclosure: I snorted loud on the “Obama likes it both ways” crack. 😛
Exit Question: Thumb in the Dyke? 😮
(H/T The Fix)
Anybody else, besides me, notice that the dude with the beard is awfully sympathetic towards liberals as of late? 😮
Don’t like at me, I didn’t create it. Spotted over at the comments section in a posting at HotAir.
But I did know it was coming.
I will say one thing, that whomever created this was, most likely, black, and liberal. Because little or nothing was made of it. Had it been released, by say, HotAir, RedState or even Townhall; the Liberal outrage would be deafening. 😮
