Enjoy….
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I knew that Ohio was a battleground State…. But this?
This rather humorous story comes via Ohio.com: (Hat Tip to Twitter)
Poll workers from opposing sides in the presidential race apparently clashed in a physical altercation Friday at a Cuyahoga Falls nursing home when one accused the other of improperly marking a ballot.
George Manos, the 75-year-old Republican, told police that Edith Walker, the 73-year-old Democrat, jumped on his back and struck him in the head three to four times with her fists. Manos said two other elections workers had to pull Walker off his back, according to a report filed with Cuyahoga Falls police.
Manos said it happened after he accused Walker of ballot tampering, and he wants to prosecute.
The incident, which occurred about noon at Gardens of Western Reserve nursing home, is being investigated by both the police and the Summit County elections board. The board probe could lead to a closer examination of the other votes with which Walker was involved.
The alleged assault piqued the interest of
Sen. John McCain’s presidential campaign — as the voter in question reportedly wanted to vote for McCain but her ballot was initially marked for Sen. Barack Obama.”This is a troubling report that emphasizes the importance of having a transparent and open process in every voting place in Ohio,” said Paul Lindsay, a spokesman for McCain’s campaign.
I guess this is what they mean by fighting for the vote in the election! 
I guess this would be a good time to make a mental note to be sure and wear protective gear on November 4’th. Nah, who I am kidding? Obama’s got it lined up here. So, I don’t think I will have a problem. (I hope! 
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A Political Byline Special Presentation: Crawford
My friend Ryan sent me this. Normally I do not post things that other people send to me. But in light of recent events that landed in the crosshairs of the left and landed me on Gawker.com. I am publishing this Movie to show those, who might want to kill me or at worse call me names, that I am not some sort of Bush loving, flag waving freak, who thinks anyone that disagrees with me is inherently evil.
This movie is about the town that President George W. Bush basically used as a prop for his Presidential Campaign. You will see a town, that got swept up into the fury of support for George W. Bush and a town flourish because of it. You’ll see a town that became ground zero for an Anti-War and Pro-War movement that almost drove it apart. Finally, you will see a town, that lives in almost ruin, and is possibly divided, all because of the political ambitions and a warped political ideology of President, who is now leaving that town and moving somewhere else.
This movie shows something, something interesting, something frightening, something that only affirms my beliefs that I could never, ever, be a Republican. It shows us that people that fail to think for themselves and allow themselves to be blinded by a flawed Political Ideology are truly shallow and quite frankly, scary people. Further more, it shows how those who mix their Religious beliefs and their Politics are very dangerous people.
Have said all that, I present to you…… Crawford
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Red State update: Travis and Jonathon go to the second debate.
It isn’t all serious around here, all of the time.
….and here I thought I had some weirdos that come around here….
Go here and be prepared to laugh……HARD!
Woo…. man! I haven’t laughed that hard in a looooong time.
Thank you Rachel for the good laugh tonight.
Keith Olbermann’s Worst Person in the World
Yes, I’m back to posting these… Because they’re quite funny… and God knows, we need the comic relief.
Bronze: Barack Obama (Barack Obama?!?!?!) for forgetting how long he’s been married.. 
Silver: Sean Hannity for being, well, Sean Hannity. 
Gold: Karl Rove for saying something that if true, would be very scary. 
More Comedy Gold: Obama’s Teleprompter speaks out!
Via Iowahawk:
Others: AMERICAN DIGEST
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Snort Worthy Quote of the Day
Now This is FUNNY!
Jefferson County Sheriff Oliver “Glenn” Boyer, who was also named Gov. Blunt’s statement, told WND that not only had he never agreed to join the “Truth Squad,” but also that it “infuriated” him that anyone would think he’d use his office to squash others’ freedom of speech.
“I’m a small, Democratic sheriff in rural Missouri,” Boyer told WND. “I haven’t even seen the original interview with Jennifer Joyce and Bob McCulloch. … All I know is, I came into my office on Monday morning unaware of any of this. I had a fundraiser Saturday, when all this started, of my own. I came into my office Monday morning, and I’ve got 500 emails and 19 nasty phone calls calling me a communist pig! I think, ‘Man, I thought it was a pretty good fundraiser.'”
*Snort*
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Comedy Gold: Tina Fey’s second Sarah Palin performance
Finally, I forced myself to sit and watch the new SNL performance of Sarah Palin by Tina Fey. I normally do not watch second performances like this, because the humor usually goes stale. But in this case, this was funny. The rapid eye blinking, the silly answers, The cute when cornered answer was awesomely funny.
For what it is worth, I did not find any of this skit offensive at all. As matter of fact, if anyone in the McCain campaign thinks this is offensive, they seriously need to look into getting a sense of humor.
Here it is, in all it’s glory:
