(H/T HotAir)
Author: Patrick
RedState Update on the HealthCare Summit
I have to admit, this one is very funny. (Content Warning)
Military Humor
This comes from the folks over at Patriot Post:
Military Wisdom
“If the enemy is in range, so are you.” — Infantry Journal
“It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.” — US Air Force Manual
“Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword, obviously never encountered automatic weapons.” — General MacArthur
“You, you, and you … Panic. The rest of you, come with me.” — U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.
“Tracers work both ways.” — U.S. Army Ordnance Manual
“Five second fuses only last three seconds.” — Infantry Journal
The three most useless things in aviation are: Fuel in the bowser; Runway behind you; and Air above you. — Basic Flight Training Manual
“Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once.” — Maritime Ops Manual
“Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.” — Unknown Marine Recruit
“If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him.” — USAF Ammo Troop
“You’ve never been lost until you”ve been lost at Mach 3.” — Paul F. Crickmore (SR71 test pilot)
“The only time you have too much fuel is when you’re on fire.” —Unknown Author
“If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage it has to be a helicopter — and therefore, unsafe.” — Fixed Wing Pilot
“When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane, you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.” — Multi-Engine Training Manual
“Without ammunition, the USAF is just an expensive flying club.” — Unknown Author
“If you hear me yell; ‘Eject, Eject, Eject!,’ the last two will be echos. If you stop to ask ‘Why?’ you”ll be talking to yourself, because you’re the pilot.” — Pre-flight Briefing from a 104 Pilot
“What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; but If ATC screws up, …. the pilot dies.” — Sign over Control Tower Door
“Never trade luck for skill.” — Author Unknown
“Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.” — Basic Flight Training Manual
“Mankind has a perfect record in aviation — we have never left one up there!” — Unknown Author
“Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground incapable of understanding or doing anything about it.” — Emergency Checklist
“The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you.” — Attributed to Max Stanley (Northrop test pilot)
“There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime.” — Sign over Squadron Ops Desk at Davis-Montham AFB, AZ
“If something hasn’t broken on your helicopter, it’s about to.” — Sign over Carrier Group Operations Desk
“You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal.” — Lead-in Fighter Training Manual
As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives. The rescuer sees a bloodied pilot and asks, “What happened?” The pilot”s reply: “I don’t know, I just got here myself!”
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Motivation

And now for a cartoon


Jon Stewart on Rick Sanchez
Funny quote of the day
Regarding this.
The Funny Quote:
Four hackish thoughts off the top of my head about the president imbibing. (1) It’s probably the only way he can understand Biden. (2) Now we know where that famous mellow temperament comes from. (3) If I had to deal with Reid and Pelosi every day, I’d go straight to heroin. (4) They should put the intervention on C-SPAN.
The underlined one is my favorite one. 😆
Now, that’s funny. 😛
Think that’s funny, you should read the comments over there.
Don't Worry Stacy, He does not link to me either
Well, He did once…. and some asshole bitched about it; because I am a former lefty, that created my share of controversy when I was on that side of the fence.
It might also be because I happen to highly dislike that two-bit Faux-Conservative Jew that hosts his Blog too. I call him a Jew, not because I am a hater, anti-Semite or anything like that. I call him a Jew, because that is what the hell he is.
Just sayin’
You don’t call yourself a f’ing Conservative and produce videos that make us look like damn buffoons. Plus, they rejected a article by a blogger, that I felt was legit. Because they were afraid that it would upset some investors. Then there was this little incident too. I mean, we white rust belters must stick together. You don’t screw someone over, that I happen to think is very cool and then expect me not to react to it.
F’ing Period. 😡
Countdown to Reynolds and rest of his asshat cronies attacking me. I got two words for ’em. Bring it. 😡
March Fundraiser
Yes, I am doing this again.
Hits are down, a little. I have been making just enough on this blog to pay for my monthly medication prescription refill; for which I am quite grateful. But, like Jeff. I too have needs. I need a better car, than that certified POS that I drive. That way, I can drive the ungodly amount of miles that 90% of these job offers are located at. I also have a piece of equipment for my Amateur Radio Station that needs repair. This is what the rig looks like. It is 60 pounds, and it does have to go to Texas for repairs. It will have to be triple packed and then there is that repair bill. Goodness knows how much it might cost.
There are many more, but these two about cover it. New clothes and shoes and a winter jacket come to mind too.
I know times are tough, but if you can spare a buck or two, it would be greatly appreciated. 🙂
Also know this, I’d be much inclined to blog more, if I were making better ‘cabbage’ at this little venture.

As Always, all donations are greatly appreciated. 🙂
The Daily Cartoon

Uh Oh: NBC Suits possibly looking at dumping Keith Olbermann
Desperate Progressives Accusing Glenn Beck of being a Nazi and play the 'Jew Card'
You know that progressives are scared out of their minds, when you start reading headlines like this: (H/T American Conservative Values)
To wild applause, he labeled this alleged tumor of “community” the supposedly evil “progressivism” — and he told disciples to “eradicate it” from the nation.
The lesson was eminently clear, coming in no less than the keynote address to one of America’s most important political conventions. Beck taught us that a once-principled conservative movement of reasoned activists has turned into a mob — one that does not engage in civilized battles of ideas. Instead, these torch-carriers, gun-brandishers and tea partiers follow an anti-government terrorist attack by cheering a demagogue’s demand for the physical annihilation of those with whom he disagrees — namely anyone, but particularly progressives, who value “community.”
Glenn Beck Finally Admitted His Great Desire: To ‘Eradicate’ Progressives
The lesson was eminently clear, coming in no less than the keynote address to one of America’s most important political conventions. Beck taught us that a once-principled conservative movement of reasoned activists has turned into a mob — one that does not engage in civilized battles of ideas. Instead, these torch-carriers, gun-brandishers and tea partiers follow an anti-government terrorist attack by cheering a demagogue’s demand for the physical annihilation of those with whom he disagrees — namely anyone, but particularly progressives, who value “community.”
Glenn Beck is a menace to civil society
You know I try to ignore Fox’s favorite idiot pundit but his speech at CPAC keeps coming back to me. He’s gone beyond relatively harmless kooky conspiracy theories into actively, if subliminally, promoting violence again…What motivates this kind of talk and behavior is called eliminationism: a politics and a culture that shuns dialogue and the democratic exchange of ideas in favor of the pursuit of outright elimination of the opposing side, either through suppression, exile, and ejection, or extermination.
But the one that really, really blew me away was this one here:
When Glenn Beck spits ‘progressive’ does anyone else hear ‘Jew’?
As someone who has been studying far right bigotry for 17 years now, I listen to this compilation of Glenn Beck talking about “progressives,” and I hear the same bigotry used to smear Jews over the years – but instead now the word being used instead of “Jew” is “progressive.”
Wow….. Just….Wow…. 😮 I had thought that John Aravosis was a bit more smarter than that. I guess I was wrong. Which is living proof that Progressive Liberalism is a mental disorder and that Homosexuality is an altered mental state. Anyone who equates Glenn Beck’s hatred of the Progressive movement to Hitler’s madness is idiot, plain and simple. I believe Jews everywhere ought to be screaming from the rafters about this one. I know if I were a Jewish person, I would be! 😡 For the doubters, I can assure you that you will never hear Glenn Beck calling for Progressives to be gassed or burned alive in crematoriums. Voted out of office, perhaps. But nothing more than that. Further more, Glenn Beck also distinguishes between your standard Democrat and Liberal; and the far left Progressives, or as I like to call them; Neo-Marxists.
Just more reasons why I will never vote for Democratic Party candidate, ever again. Because if this is what the Democratic Party voters and their candidates believe, than I want nothing to do with it. The Democratic Party is in fact the National representative of the Progressive movement, and if this is feeling of the Progressive Movement, that they somehow are the “New Jews”, then it is over for me. I could never support a party that is now going to don the oppressed hat. That is idiotic at best.
Further more, the very idea that Glenn Beck himself could even inspire anyone to commit acts of violence is quite preposterous. I sometimes watch Glenn Beck, and I have never been inspired to commit violence against anyone who disagrees with my politics. Otherwise, my own parents would be dead! 😉 The inconvenient truth is, anyone who actually goes out and attempts to or does actually kill someone or a group of people of whom their politics clash has something going wrong in the gray matter upstairs. It is a fact, right after the story broke about Joe Stack, who crashed his plane into the IRS office in Texas, Glenn Beck denounced the man as a “Whack Job” and make it very clear that he did not support any kind of violence at all.
The fact is that the Neo-Marxist, Progressive left is now feeling the heat and are being backed into a corner and they are doing everything in their power now to lash out and discredit those who are against their agenda. Whether this is coming on orders from the White House or not, remains to be seen. In fact, these articles quoted reek of the desperation of the Progressive Left and we can look forward to this sort of thing, leading up to the November elections. The Progressives are scared and are worried that everything that they worked for, could go up in smoke. For freedom loving Americans like me, this is a very good thing. I would love to see jobs back in this State, but as long as Progressive politics is controlling Michigan, we will never see those jobs.
So, to Glenn Beck; Keep sticking it to these bastards. They are running scared and are now playing the victim card.