That writes stuff like this:
The Reynolds Wrap yarmulke crowd is already yelling “drone strike!” which I find surprising because I was unaware that they had MQ-1s carrying JDAMs now*. Don’t get me wrong, a Hellfire will ruin your day, but it doesn’t knock houses off their foundation three doors down, either.
I literally chuckled and snorted aloud, when I read that.
(Via Bill Quick)
Hey Rod? That’s usually a sign that you’re getting…. Well, old.
I don’t much care for the owners of that place, but stuff Rod writes is incredibly funny.
I used to read that magazine when I was a kid.
Classic fear porn at it’s best. I suspect this might be faked. 
But I cannot prove it. 
This was supposedly shot in Wantagh, New York during Sandy’s arrival.
(This comes via AP’s youtube channel.)
I mean, all of that “ZOMG! Eleventy!!?!!!11” stuff should have been saved and this guy and family been hunkered down somewhere. 
I mean, I laugh at it, because obviously, this guy is okay, thankfully.
But the whole video is kinda funny. 
Sorry, I could not resist.
Via Fox News:
LONDON – British police say a man has been charged with a drug offense after children were given bags of cocaine instead of candy during Halloween trick-or-treating.
Greater Manchester Police says officers were called after children in the town of Royton in northwest England reported finding sachets of white powder in their Halloween bags. Tests confirmed that the substance was cocaine.
Wait a second….Cocaine, London… Does anyone know the whereabouts of Eric Clapton?!!?!
Cue the Music!
Sorry Eric, I could not resist that one, and I am only kidding, Please don’t sue me! 
It seems that Hurricane Sandy did something that David Duke, Patrick J. Buchanan, or no other neo-Nazi or even any paleoconservative could ever do! 
It took out the biggest magazine for the biggest protected minority group in New York City, that would be Commentary Magazine.
From their Facebook Page:
Due to Hurricane Sandy, our website is currently offline. Our servers are located in Lower Manhattan and the backup generators are out of fuel. We hope to be back online soon, but do not have an estimate.
Give us some encouragement: Click “LIKE” if you want to see us back online soon!
As I asked over there on Commentary’s Facebook page; you mean to tell me, in the New York City, the city with all that wealth, there is not some rich WASP up there with a big old Humvee with a trailer on it, that can drag around a tank full of diesel and full up Podhoretz’s generator?
Just asking.
Fixed typos, more coffee.
Whoa!
……and here I thought AllahPundit was just a closeted homo beta male. 
As for Jazzshaw…. No Comment. 
But Seriously, Kevin over HillBuzz, reacts to this piece by JazzShaw saying it might not be over on November 6. For the record, I hope like heck that Jazz is wrong too Kevin.
Quoting Jazz:
I suppose I should feel a little bit guilty for saying it, particularly on the pages of a politically oriented publication, but I’m pretty tired of this election. It’s been going on roughly since Christmas of 2008 – or at least it feels that way. The GOP primary was actually pretty good this year and it revved up both my interest and enthusiasm far more than the parade of munchkins on both sides four years earlier. But once it was done, the whole thing began to feel like one, long tedious slog through the summer and an exhausting swamp march to just get it all over with.
I felt that way in 2008, and a bit like that this time too. Although, it seemed a bit less lengthy this time around. More substance and less, well…. Parade?
Either way, it is the 28’th of October. We have nine days to go. Hopefully, things become a bit smoother, Romney wins by a huge margin and everything; outside of the left’s usual losing sorely —- gets back to some sort of normalcy. There are reports of people threatening to go ape-poop, if Obama loses. However, the realist in me, suspects that nothing is going to happen, people will vote and accept the results.
I just hope I am right about that “accepting the results” part. 
Okay, to set this up, the Obama campaign cuts this really creepy ad for first time voting, starring someone named Lena Dunham. I swear to all of you, that before this thing came out, I had never heard of this young Lady at all.
Anyhow, here is the original ad:
Well, needless to say, the right has been like really whacked out over the ad, and I have seen it and yes, it is a bit….um, Odd? Anyhow, needless the say, the parodies have been funny.
The first one, is by Steven Crowder, which is a bit funny; but he does kind of sound like a homo in this video. It’s a good thing he is married or I would assume he was, based upon the video:
The second one, is even funnier, because it actually has a young Lady doing the part; and she touches on some stuff that we libertarian-minded conservatives know as well:
(H/T Chicks on the Right)
Heh. Go read.
How in the world did I ever miss this? This is very good, the language in it is a bit dicey. So, consider this your content warning. Yes, it has Sean Penn in it; but the message is very good. Especially the one about Afghan War. There are some hilarious scenes in it too, I won’t give anything away, but Conservatives and Liberals can laugh about this one. I am shocked that AllahPundit over at HotAir.com has not posted this.
Enjoy the video.
(via MLive.com)