AllahPundit is Nucking Futs, this movie is funny!

Never trust an anonymous turban wearing meatball to rate a Movie! This Movie is going to be hilarious. That is, if it is actually as funny as the trailer.

Okay, to be fair, HuffPo said it stinks too. But serious, what the fark does a bunch of Liberal Politicos know about comedy movies anyhow? πŸ˜‰

My favorite part: “My Bad, I slipped off the seat.” That and the surfing, “Somebody get me off this thing!” Comedy gold.

Stick to politics Allah, Please. Else Hollywood might go broke! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜› πŸ˜†

Update: Okay, Yes, the dancing scene was a bit over the top and the chick griping at the dog, when he stuck his snout in the sink was not convincing; but it is still funny!

Rosanne Bar on the Oscars

Oh, this is too rich

Barr on the Oscars:

I take it–I didnt watch at all. The self congratulations gross me out. I did of course watch the final episode of Big Love. Wow! I hope we dont have to wait too long to see more next season. Revolution is coming to Utah! Bill is coming out of the “closet.”

Seeing she does not have a problem with coming after me. I will simply say this….

Um, Rosanne dear… Could it be that you are just a bit bitter, because no one in Hollywood wants to work with your sorry butt any longer? Maybe? Possibly? I think so.

UPDATED: Anyone else watching the Oscars? – Some did not like it

Yeah, I am watching them. They seem to be a bit more glamorous than usual.

Consider this an open thread.

I do moderate stuff, but I’ll approve anything that isn’t trollish or insulting to me.

Update: Nikki Finkie and Ann Althouse hated it. (H/T Insty)

Can we turn the asshole off, at least for one night ladies?

Jeeez. πŸ™„

I know, it was Hollywood, but I do give those people credit, they do have talent. Their politics might be awful, but they can perform. Remember Reagan came out of Hollywood.

Video: America Rising Part 2, A Call for the Republican Party

(H/T The Left Coast Rebel)

Sorry, but real life called

As I sit here at 6:15 a.m. I feel I should explain my absence from blogging last night.

I was a bit busy. Ended up getting a new cable box. Comcast wanted to replace the old one, here’s a pic:

Old Cable Box

Here’s the new one:

Tiny little thing, ain't it?
Another shot of the Tiny New Cable Modem Box

Here’s a wide shot of the Modem Box, Wireless Router and 8 Port Wired Router. All are Linksys. Modem Box is an RCA.

The internet crap stack

Pardon the dust and the mess. I am a guy after all. πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜› πŸ˜€

So, that is what I was up too after about 4:00, Internet techy got here at about 4:50. He swapped out the boxes. Smart guy, was African-America or as some call it; black. Quite smart and very friendly. I did not mention what I do on the internet.

So, anyhow, he left, I putzed around getting everything back up and running; so my parents wouldn’t go into Facebook games withdrawal. Then it dawned on me, I was freakin’ starving. So, I grabbed a little bite to eat. By then it was around 6:00 or so. My Dad had an eagles club meeting, so, I was designated dinner picker upper. So, I did that, ate my supper. Then, dad arrived home and then asked me to go get him some of those Swisher Sweet Cigars, strawberry flavored, that he just loves to smoke… (The man is a weirdo….). I went to the usual place and they, naturally, were out. So, I went back home and informed him he’d have to go find them elsewhere.

By this time it was 8:30, and I watched what little of Bill O’Reilly’s show that I was able to watch. By 9:00 I was beat to hell. I zonked out. Slept heavy too. Woke back up around Midnight and took my meds. I also woke up hungry enough to eat a small horse. So, I grabbed a snack. A big mac and a small fry only goes so far. πŸ˜‰ So, Anyhow, I’ve been awake ever since. I am starting to yawn here. So, I’ll most likely lay down here for a few hours and grab some shuteye and be up later on this afternoon. It isn’t like there’s anything earth shattering happening anyhow.

So, apologies to those who were wondering where I was. Once and while I do have a life and do have to attend to other matters. πŸ˜€

Breaking News, Massive Snow Storm Lands in my neighborhood

and of course, I have video:

and pictures too!

Yes, We were hit by a snow storm
Nothing we Michigan people cannot handle.. (well, some of us!)
Yes, that is as cold as it looks. Especially that WIND... Oy!
Snow Shovels and Fishing Poles --- You can obviously see where my Dad's priorities are at.
A sure sign of Certified Hillbilly, A box fan on a front page, In the middle of winter! πŸ™‚
A left over from the days when I actually worked for a living. My Briefcase. It is a truckers dream. I put every damn thing in that briefcase. I miss those days of driving... πŸ™
Dad's truck. My Car was down the street on the side road, Snow Emergency and tickets cost money
Ye old backyard, Cold and quite snowy...

Washing Machines, My Father and Me

I received a rather rude awakening this morning. Keep in mind; I did not get into the bed until 4:00 in the morning. Well, anyhow, I woke to an very odd sequence of events this morning. First, I heard my friend Matt’s voice. Nothing odd about that. I had left my VHF Amateur rig turned up by mistake. The next thing I heard was very strange.

I awoke to what sounded like a witch doctor having a fist fight with a Rhino. (I was half asleep…) Actually, it was my parents Washing Machine having a seriously bad morning. Sounded like something to the effect of…..”Thumpa-thump-thump thump BOOM BOOM! —- Thump-a Thump Thump BOOM BOOM!”, that’s when I really started wondering what the heck was going on. —– Keep in mind, I heard all of this stuff, over the sound of a box fan, running on full bore high speed — in my room. Which I must absolutely need to have, in order to sleep. It’s a HillBilly thing, I don’t understand it one bit. But my cousin does the same stuff; so, I know it is just not me. (So there!Β  πŸ˜› )

So…. I got outta bed and fumbled around, put on my glasses and proceeded to stop the fist fight in the laundry room.

I would blame my Dad, he put the load in…. But! I doubt it was his fault. Either that Washing Machine needs to be leveled or the load decided that bipartisanship just was not an option or something.

Needless to say, It is going to be a long day. πŸ™„

Shwing! – Hot Chicks, with Fish?

R.S. McCain has more.

Stacy keeps that up and he’s gonna be sleeping on the couch, in his own house! 😯

Not to sound like a CB’er or anything… but… 10-4 on the hot sexy tail! πŸ˜†

I would make a funny about something to the effect of “If it smells like fish, eat all you wish…” But I’m much more refined than that. πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜› πŸ˜€